What to Write in a Baby Shower Card Funny (50+ Examples)

Adding a touch of humor to a baby shower card can bring a smile to the faces of expecting parents, lightening the mood and celebrating the joyous occasion with laughter.

This compilation offers a selection of witty and humorous messages perfect for injecting some fun into your baby shower card, ensuring it stands out in the sea of well-wishes.

50 Examples of What to Write in a Baby Shower Card Funny

• “Here’s to your new tiny overlord! Congratulations on your baby’s arrival, and farewell to your once predictable sleep schedule.”
• “Congrats on your new bundle of joy! Remember, it’s all fun and games until the baby blows out a diaper at 3 AM.”
• “Welcome to parenthood! Where ‘I’m just resting my eyes’ becomes code for ‘I accidentally fell asleep on the couch at 7 PM.'”
• “Diapers, bottles, and no sleep, oh my! Welcome to the magical world of having a baby. Spoiler alert: it’s a whirlwind of adorable chaos.”
• “Here’s to the new parents! May you master the art of silently creeping out of the nursery after finally getting the baby to sleep.”
• “Remember when peace and quiet were things? Me neither. Congratulations on your new little noise maker!”
• “Congrats on your adorable new wake-up call! Who knew such a tiny human could dismantle the need for an alarm clock?”
• “Here’s to embracing the new normal: where baby giggles are plentiful, and silence is suspiciously rare.”
• “Welcome to the ‘I can’t remember why I walked into this room’ phase of life, also known as parenting.”
• “Happy Baby Shower! Here’s to the joyous journey of finding toys in the fridge and keys in the toy box.”
• “Congratulations on your newest family member! Get ready for the thrilling adventure of changing diapers in record time.”
• “Babies: where every burp is celebrated, and every fart is blamed on the dog. Enjoy the new symphony of sounds!”
• “Here’s to the little one who’s about to turn your world upside down… and make you love every minute of it.”
• “Congrats on the baby! Get ready for the exciting world of baby fashion, where spit-up is the new black.”
• “Welcome to the 24/7 diner of mom and dad, now serving: milk at ungodly hours. Congratulations!”
• “May your baby’s first word be something cool like ‘auntie’ or ‘uncle’ and not ‘no’ like all the parenting books warn.”
• “Here’s to your new reality TV show, ‘Survivor: The Nursery.’ May the odds be ever in your favor!”
• “Congrats! Now you’ll finally understand why parents treasure ‘going to the grocery store alone’ as a vacation.”
• “Here’s to enjoying the little things in life… like the little one who’s about to monopolize all your time. Congrats!”
• “Welcome to the exclusive club where the initiation involves surviving a poonami. Best of luck!”
• “Babies: the ultimate mood boosters, except when they’re not. Welcome to the rollercoaster!”
• “Here’s to the baby who’s about to master the art of public tantrums before learning to walk. You’ve got this!”
• “Congratulations! Get ready to become a master negotiator, capable of soothing a tiny human with just a lullaby and a cuddle.”

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• “The stork’s done its bit, now brace yourself for baby’s first spit…up. Welcome to parenthood!”
• “Welcome to a new chapter titled ‘What sleep?’. May your coffee be strong and your baby’s naps long.”
• “Diapers, cries, and sleepless nights, but oh, those baby smiles make it all so right. Congrats on your bundle of joy!”
• “Buckle up for endless rounds of ‘This little piggy went to market’ with those tiny baby feet. Congratulations!”
• “Here’s to the new mom and dad! May your baby’s laughter be the sweetest sound, drowning out the not-so-sweet ones.”
• “Congratulations! You’re about to discover the superhero strength it takes to function on zero sleep.”
• “Here’s to the little one who’s about to turn your world from Netflix binges to singing endless rounds of nursery rhymes.”
• “Wishing you all the joy and diapers a baby can bring into your life. Congrats on the new addition!”
• “Babies: where the smallest things take up the most room in your heart…and your living room.”
• “Here’s to your baby’s future as a professional escape artist from their crib. Good luck keeping up!”
• “May your baby inherit your partner’s ability to sleep through anything and your ability to binge-watch a series in one go.”
• “Congratulations! May your baby’s giggles make up for the lack of sleep and abundance of diaper duty.”
• “Here’s to the joys of babyhood: where every ‘coo’ is a cause for celebration and every ‘ahh’ a potential alarm.”
• “Welcome to the club where deciphering baby cries becomes your new party trick. Best wishes!”
• “Congrats on your tiny new boss! Here’s to thriving under the cutest dictatorship you’ll ever know.”
• “May your baby’s first word be something grand, like ‘mama’ or ‘dada’, and not ‘uh-oh’ as they take their first stand.”
• “Here’s to the laughter, the joy, and even the tears. Babies are life’s way of saying, ‘Ready or not, here it comes!'”
• “Congratulations on your new baby! Get ready for the wild ride of parenthood, where coffee and baby snuggles are your fuel.”
• “Wishing you joy as you embark on the greatest ‘DIY project’ of your life. Congratulations!”
• “Here’s to hoping your baby’s first steps aren’t into mischief. But who are we kidding? Enjoy the adventure!”
• “May your baby’s laughter fill your home and your hearts, overshadowing the sound of those sleepless nights.”
• “Babies: the best reason to wake up at 3 AM. Congratulations on your little reason!”
• “Here’s to the new bundle of joy who’s about to teach you that silence is indeed golden. Congrats!”
• “Congratulations! May your baby’s cute smiles make all the diaper changes totally worth it.”
• “To the newest parents: may your baby’s future be as bright and promising as a diaper change gone right.”
• “Welcome to the world of parenting, where every burp is a victory and every smile is a blessing. Congrats!”
• “Here’s to the newest addition to your family, who’s sure to steal your hearts and dominate your camera rolls. Congratulations!”

Bringing humor into a baby shower card is a delightful way to celebrate the impending arrival of a new baby, offering the parents-to-be a moment of laughter amidst the whirlwind of preparation.

These funny messages serve as light-hearted reminders that while the journey of parenthood is filled with challenges, it’s also replete with moments of joy, laughter, and immeasurable love.