Dive into our latest blog post, ‘Knock Knock Jokes to Start a Conversation’, and discover the timeless charm of these playful icebreakers that promise a laugh and a cheerful chat.
Dive into our latest blog post, ‘Knock Knock Jokes to Start a Conversation’, and discover the timeless charm of these playful icebreakers that promise a laugh and a cheerful chat.
50 Knock Knock Jokes to Start a Conversation
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I miss you?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says moooo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get some food?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to hear a great joke!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know if you don’t tell me?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know, I’ve got amnesia!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don you want to let me in?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you open the door?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s coming to dinner!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana talk to you about something important.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’ll let me in?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar gosh, it’s freezing out here!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irma.
Irma who?
Irma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida want to spend some time with you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claude.
Claude who?
Claude the way to the bathroom?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say, it’s a secret.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-perman on the way!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just let me in!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working or should I keep knocking?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be your friend.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here!
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Laughter truly is a universal language, and nothing bridges gaps or breaks the ice quite like a good old-fashioned knock knock joke.
Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or simply bring a smile to someone’s face, these jokes are a simple yet effective tool.
Remember, sharing a laugh can be the simplest way to connect with others, fostering a sense of community and warmth in even the most mundane moments.
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