Embark on a laughter-filled journey with our vibrant collection ‘Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog’, designed to bring a smile to your face and a touch of Filipino flair to your humor.
50 Knock Knock Jokes in Tagalog
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good, Hawaii you?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ka ba? Kasi Orange you glad to see me?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these knock knock jokes!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says “mooooo”!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana sing this song for you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out with me tonight?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing tonight?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little love right now.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking at me!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Huwag kang umiyak, it’s just a joke.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita hug right now.
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- Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know if you don’t open the door!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, I’ve got amnesia.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and see.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I’d stop by.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get dinner?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that I miss you?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell rings, where are you?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Omar. Omar who? Omar gosh, you finally opened the door!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Yuri. Yuri who? Yuri-diculously funny!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Tara. Tara who? Tara cotta pot broke, can you help
- me fix it?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Isla. Isla who? Isla ng mga joke mo, nakakatawa talaga!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma be late if you don’t hurry up!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me, I’ll tell you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Sinigang. Sinigang who? Sinigang ka sa amin, dinner is ready!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Bicol. Bicol who? Bicol I care about is spending time with you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Halo-halo. Halo-halo who? Halo-halo sa init, let’s cool down.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Jeepney. Jeepney who? Jeepney love with you is a wonderful ride.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Adobo. Adobo who? Adobo you know how much you mean to me?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Bulalo. Bulalo who? Bulalo ng effort mo, appreciated ko.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lechon. Lechon who? Lechon spend the day together.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Pan de Sal. Pan de Sal who? Pan de Sal you need is love.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Taho. Taho who? Taho you something important, I care about you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Balut. Balut who? Balut me in your arms tonight.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Palabok. Palabok who? Palabok at my heart, it beats for you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Pandesal. Pandesal who? Pandesal I want is to be with you.
Laughing together is a bridge that connects hearts and minds, fostering a sense of unity and joy.
Through these ‘Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog’, we are reminded of the light-hearted side of life, encouraging us to embrace moments of laughter and to spread happiness wherever we go.
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