50+ Funny Quotes for Dating Profiles That Really WORK!

Adding humor to your dating profile can be a great way to break the ice and attract someone with a similar sense of humor.

Here are over 50 funny quotes to show off your playful side and bring a smile to potential matches.

50+ Funny Quotes for Dating Profiles!

1. “Looking for someone to be my reason for canceling plans.”
2. “I’m outdoorsy in that I like having a drink on a patio.”
3. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then good—I’m hilarious at my best.”
4. “Looking for someone to tell my mom I met you at the library.”
5. “I’m like a smart phone with 1% battery—use me wisely.”
6. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.”
7. “Fluent in sarcasm and bad puns.”
8. “Swipe right if you’re ready to laugh at terrible dad jokes.”
9. “Official snack enthusiast—yes, I will share fries.”
10. “Let’s be weird together.”
11. “Looking for someone to take cute couple photos with and never post them.”
12. “Equal parts introvert and extrovert—yes, I’m a walking contradiction.”
13. “You bring the wine, I’ll bring the dad jokes.”
14. “If you don’t like pizza, we may need to re-evaluate this.”
15. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be pizza.”
16. “Searching for my partner-in-crime… or at least someone who’ll bail me out.”
17. “6ft in heels, 5’4” on the couch.”
18. “Looking for someone to laugh at my jokes and not complain about the shows I pick.”
19. “You: confident and charming. Me: awkward and hoping you can carry the conversation.”
20. “Future family function +1?”
21. “Flirting level: Accidentally looked too long and then panicked.”
22. “Can’t decide between binge-watching and working out. Guess which one wins.”
23. “Let’s make sure our Netflix lists align.”
24. “My love language is tacos.”
25. “If we’re not on the same page about pineapple on pizza, it might not work.”
26. “Can you handle a little sass? I’ve got plenty to spare.”
27. “I have two moods: let’s party or let’s nap.”
28. “Basically, I’m a mix between overly confident and overly caffeinated.”
29. “I laugh at my own jokes because they’re funny, OK?”
30. “I’m the friend you’ll lose in a grocery store if we’re not careful.”
31. “Looking for someone to embarrass myself in front of for a lifetime.”
32. “Dinner and drinks? Let’s start with drinks.”
33. “Not here for a long time, just here for the WiFi.”
34. “I may be bad at small talk, but I’m great at awkward silences.”
35. “If you don’t like puns, we might be in trouble.”
36. “I promise I’m more fun in real life (as long as there’s coffee).”
37. “Running out of excuses for my mom about why I’m still single. Help me out here.”
38. “I’ll be the Monica to your Chandler, if you know what I mean.”
39. “Part-time adult, full-time child at heart.”
40. “Let’s save the ‘what are we’ talk for at least date three.”
41. “If I were a fruit, I’d be a fine-apple.”
42. “Looking for someone to binge-watch with until we hate each other’s Netflix picks.”
43. “I put my pants on one leg at a time, like everyone else, but I do it better.”
44. “Yes, I want a relationship, but I also want all the fries to myself.”
45. “I’ll go on an adventure if you plan it.”
46. “Trying to find someone who doesn’t ghost after two messages.”
47. “Probably too old to be this obsessed with dogs. But here we are.”
48. “Swipe right if you think life is better with a partner-in-crime.”
49. “I believe in tacos and the Oxford comma.”
50. “You had me at ‘I’ll order takeout.’”
51. “Looking for someone who won’t judge my late-night snack choices.”
52. “Love language: pizza. Yes, I know it’s not an official language.”
53. “No need for fancy dates—Netflix and tacos, and I’m sold.”
54. “My profile would look cooler with a dog, but here we are.”
55. “Looking for someone who can keep up with my sarcasm and awkwardness.”
56. “Preferably looking for someone who also thinks pickles are a food group.”
57. “You, me, and DoorDash—our first date.”
58. “Love museums? Cool, let’s go laugh at funny art captions.”
59. “I’m ready to delete this app if you are.”
60. “If you’re reading this, you owe me a date.”

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Use one of these funny lines to catch the eye of a potential match, show off your sense of humor, and make them smile. After all, laughter is a great way to start any relationship!